The following day, I had a Jury Summons. Well, it comes to us all eventually.
I would have loved the chance to
I'd just lock the bugger up right now as he/she/it is not going to get a fair trial without my Solomon like wisdom.
Well, this would have been fine, except that I have returned two of these already, each one excusing myself from my obligations on account of me NOT being a citizen. Let me just state that again in case the INS is listening in. I AM NOT A CITIZEN.
So here is my question. Why then can't the Justice System get the same software that the company of my recent transaction has purchased. It seems to know me pretty well. I'm probably on their birthday card list by now.
It worries me that government agencies don't have access to, or are incapable of bringing the data for me, Mr Alien from Vashon, together in one place. People that are tasked with stopping another 9/11 should really be better equipped than Target or Wal-mart.